churrosforthewin:

I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY

Supermeowtual

(via sukoshi-baka-san)


islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

(via romanotomato)


bohemianrhapsodomy:

thorkiporn:

bohemianrhapsodomy:

did u know it’s physically impossible to write smut in comic sans

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OH MY GOD

(via romanotomato)


brambledei:

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

*punches u in the fucking throat*

(via ghosty-ghostghost)


ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

(via aphbae)


baby: a....a
mom: airplane? :)
baby: *deep voice* aoba

my friends: how does it feel to dedicate your life to a fictional character who isn't real
me: pretty fucking great actually thanks

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(via old-macs-body-farm)


helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

(via old-macs-body-farm)


nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via drop-it-like-a-doitsu)


urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

(via matthewbeilschmidts)





concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

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(via spamanoh)